Friday, July 28, 2006

Christmas in Baghdad

Something tells me they won't be saying "Merry Christmas" OR "Happy Holidays"

In sort of an anti-Christmas present, Herr Rumsfeld decreed four more months of combat deployment for the 172nd Stryker Brigade, which, by my calculation, keeps them there through the Yultide.

I'm sure it's all part of the glorious "plan" for victory--you see, sending preznut Codpiece out on an aircraft carrier to declare "major combat operations have ended" while standing underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner, plus his directive to "bring 'em on," must've all been a ruse to plant a false sense of security in the insurgency.

Looks like it's working...well, at least by Team Bush definitions, which also include "up is down," "war is peace"...and "freedom is slavery," among other bon mots (if you'll, ahem, pardon my French).

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