Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Wingnuts: Your President NEEDS You!
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Best of all, you don't even have to join the military, thus preserving your 1-A chickenhawk status:

Senior military officers, including members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, have told President Bush and Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates that the new Iraq strategy could fail unless more civilian agencies step forward quickly to carry out plans for reconstruction and political development.

Be among the first of your political persuasion to experience, first hand, the joy of liberation that for the last almost four years you've been insisting is so, well, liberating for the "Iraqi people." Better still, the "Iraqi people" will no longer be merely an intangible entity, but a living, breathing populace that you can get up close and personal with...

But...you might want to consider getting more life insurance, if you know what I mean:

State Department officials say they are using both incentives and subtler pressures to induce employees to go to Iraq.

But from the standpoint of personal security, taking those jobs — many of them, by definition, outside the relative safety of the Green Zone — is widely seen as an unattractive career option.


Hey--it's for a GOOD cause: sure, you might become just another bloody pulp/stain, but you can expire with comfort: your dear leader's maintained a semblence of credibility for yet another day...or hour.

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