Straight Out of Central Casting

From Album4

You couldn't ask for a better villain than Mitch, and a better lackey than Boehner (well, maybe Cantor, but IMHO he needs some additional seasoning).

I realize it's hard out there with an even bigger lackey -- yer free press/corporate media -- but Mitch is a perfect foil -- about as popular as listeria, and just plain creepy looking.